heyo this is my blog about stuff and things and i have no idea what i'm doing.
my name is chris btw

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

    tiqachu:

    demeaniac:

    one sentence horror story: “seems like we’re the last two people on earth, m’lady”

    NO.

      cramp:

      dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

      (Source: cramp)

        marauders4evr:

        sauronthenecromancer:

        the-profuscus:

        necturusmaculosus:

        barackohanameansfamily:

        dannybrony:

        ask-mrbojangles:

        bowlingalleymomma:

        ourlifewithneo-x:

        Some of these are real good, gonna have to try them. 

        I love this

        And for #7, make sure its like Febreeze or something. Then the room will smell pretty

        These kids get 5 dollars from the tooth fairy? I only ever got from 25 cents to a dollar.

        To be honest I was expecting these to get really dark and be like “cut out their tongue so they won’t scream at night” or something so I’m glad this didn’t turn out like I thought it would

        u ok sarah

        reblogging for that comment

        at first i was gonna reblog this for any followers who gotta deal with babies but that comment made it ten times better

        Every one of these looks great except the hammock. That looks like a concussion waiting to happen.

            (Source: kezzzzo)

              cluts:

              *instantly takes a strong disliking to anyone who says “this is real music”*

                bootslots:

                kiss-my-assbutt:

                shellybean1234:

                jeremyrennersperfectass:

                here with a reminder about how all these sites looked like when they first started

                Myspace:

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                tumblr

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                gaia

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                deviantart

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                youtube

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                It’s like looking at embarrassing baby pictures

                DeviantART looked awesome why’d they change it

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                thefacebook

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                yOUTUBE NO

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                wikipedia tho

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                twitter’s embarrassing baby photo still can’t come close to

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                motherfucking google

                (Source: spoookles)

                    399,993 plays

                    panic-at-the-blog:

                    cough182:

                    This was literally my favorite thing about A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out

                    (Source: maoukaren)

                    (Source: aresuu)

                        omnipotanager:

                        some freaky friday shenanigans

                          hikari-kamiya:

                          frostyspace:

                          do you see this color right here? 

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                          this color’s hex number is #4bec13

                          that is all

                          U

                            thecyberwolf:

                            Illustrations

                            Created by Tobias Roetsch (Taenaron)

                            (Source: deviantart.com)

                              allmymetaphors:

                              i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it 

                                CREDIT
                                ”Eevee