When the bell goes and your teacher keeps talking
- operator: 911, please hold.
- me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- murderer: ok
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
when i saw this early i just thought that this meant the first piece of bread ever created. the very first bread in all of time.
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
y’all motherfuckers want a fire!elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists
petition for dante basco to sing let it go
Girl: Want to come over ;)
Me: A wizard just turned me into a duck.
Girl: I’m off my -
finding out an online friend is attractive
if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.
AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL
What the hell is the science side of tumblr