'ello this is my blog about stuff and things and i have no idea what i'm doing.
my name is chris btw

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

paulsrockinpagoda:

noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

    (Source: buckybbarness)

      yougreaserfuck:

      there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
      www.barkbuddy.com

      go nuts tumblr

        the-time-goddess-of-221b:

        bard-of-time-will-be-late:

        mori-ar-ti:

        my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me

        WoW.

        Did you just

          powerist:

          thinking skills more like thinking kills

            best-of-memes:

            When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

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              vaniccio:

              Strange things happen in Skyrim at night, apparently. Skeletons going for casual strolls in the moonlight and people riding invisible horses. 

                strawberryalien:

                kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

                "oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

                  dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

                  dutchster:

                  "he’s making that face again isn’t he"

                  (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

                    cwerve:

L O L

                    cwerve:

                    L O L

                    (Source: paintdeath)

                        epic-vines:

                        Narrating people’s lives at the gym

                        Vine by: Thomas Sanders

                        sliceofbri:

                        spoken-not-written:

                        am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

                        1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
                        2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
                        3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

                          officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

                          officialbluearmy:

                          latenightalaska:

                          I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

                          HELLHOUND

                          (Source: tastefullyoffensive)

                            lychgate:

                            how come nobody talks about him in his final form

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